Wednesday, April 14, 2010

Duffer

Yah, I got roped into this stupid golf tournament the other day.  You know, folks should really explain the rules before they go and invite ya to a foursome - especially with the dawn patrol!  You can't use the foot wedge, but it's ok to take a mulligan.  The guy with the mouth wedge just about got a mouthful of the big dog!  All I could hit was barkies and splashies - my scorecard was full of snowmen and hangmen - it was pathetic.  Finally I hit a real worm-burner right up the fairway and but then when I got on the green, I got a real bad case of the yips...

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